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The spon of evil, a plague to all who come near her. with one look! she can destroy all the self confidance that a weak person has built up with in 20 years!

Haley's usually go after hot guys who think they are creepy beyond reason. She makes them want to tear off their skin after one hug! And if the guys name starts with a J and ends with a H you know she's a SUPER Haley.

Whoever actually is friends with this guy be warned for the Haley will TORTURE you and make you want to hang yourself. She is a bitch and usually dresses like shes gong to a 60's carnival! Be warned of this evil one.
Look at that girl!??! wth is she wearing?? She is such a Haley!

OMG that poor Josiah that girl is going to kill him from insanity! She is such a Haley
Haley by Dalala February 6, 2009
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A stupid bitch who should mind her own buissnes. she is a whore and a slut. Haleys should never be trusted and always be away from everyone else
That girl is so slutty

no shes just a haley

wow what a slutty whoreish bitch we shouldnt trust her. translates into wow we shouldnt trust haley
Haley by JJEY January 1, 2009
Haley is usually known as a dying goat with one eye. Haleys can Clime building and eat 5 year old boy. She also enjoys flying on airplanes especcially eating the plane pretzels
haley is a goat
haley by dying goat March 9, 2017
Haley is a girl that’s really pretty and loves sexual intercourse and loves sucking dick and is very good at it too, and is very smart and can do anything if she’s up to it.
Wow Haley just suck his dick good !!!!!
Haley by Cattii Linda October 16, 2017
Usually a nasty beast

has no friends also very depressed (no one will know if she’s gone.)
ugly with a will to be a comedian.
Haley at school: .....
everyone: *talks*
Haley: *dies (at home)*
everyone: oh look a free
chair!
Haley by coolkidthatsaman June 12, 2018
A crazy, phychotic girl who tries to steal her friends' boyfriends. Very short, and way too loud. Most people pretend to be her friend,but secretly hate her. She also tries to get in everyone's business and acts like everything involves her.
loud obnoxious backstabber horrible friend Haley
Haley by Cole'sGirl225 August 28, 2010
"look its haley"
"noooooo thats main slut"
Haley by other main slut December 28, 2014