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Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.
Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024
mugGet the Doordashing Hootersmug.

Hooters

A contraction of Who and Orders.
Hooters the pizza for these events? I don’t like chicken and I’d rather have venison from deer camp on mine.
by SURVYR March 22, 2025
mugGet the Hootersmug.

Puff down on a hooter

They wanted to go out for drinks, but I’d rather just stay home and puff down on a hooter.
by Just_The_Tipp October 1, 2020
mugGet the Puff down on a hootermug.

hooter

Noun, Hooter is a term used for a large marijuana cigarette. Usually rolled with more than one paper,or just a 1 1/2.
Hooters are usually found in the Midwest. Although Midwest terms reach each coast. Hooters are becoming more popular these days with the legalization of marijuana in some states. Do not be surprised if Hooters are not present in all 50 states soon
You guys left or right ? I just rolled a monster Hooter out of some icky sticky
Kush.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 27, 2018
mugGet the hootermug.

dope smokin hooter head

Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.
David just attacked the teacher,probably cause he’s a dope smokin hooter head.
by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020
mugGet the dope smokin hooter headmug.

hooter neuter

She got a hooter neuter to reduce her breast size from a double-D to a C cup.
by VentureKing August 6, 2012
mugGet the hooter neutermug.

Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.
by M-Dummy May 19, 2022
mugGet the Kentucky pooter hootermug.

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