by evilbeotch August 6, 2010

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.
Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024

Noun, Hooter is a term used for a large marijuana cigarette. Usually rolled with more than one paper,or just a 1 1/2.
Hooters are usually found in the Midwest. Although Midwest terms reach each coast. Hooters are becoming more popular these days with the legalization of marijuana in some states. Do not be surprised if Hooters are not present in all 50 states soon
Hooters are usually found in the Midwest. Although Midwest terms reach each coast. Hooters are becoming more popular these days with the legalization of marijuana in some states. Do not be surprised if Hooters are not present in all 50 states soon
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 27, 2018

by Carlos de la Cerda December 13, 2023

Garrett likes woman with hangin' hooters. It doesn't matter if they sag to the floor, he will butter them up regardless.
by OGDANK July 23, 2016

Ex.1 Oh damn! There my dog goes again, sniffing my weed. He’s a hooter hound
Ex. 2 Dude my dog just ate my weed, fuckin hooter hound.
Ex. 2 Dude my dog just ate my weed, fuckin hooter hound.
by fish777 September 7, 2025
