Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.
Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024
Get the Doordashing Hootersmug. A contraction of Who and Orders.
Hooters the pizza for these events? I don’t like chicken and I’d rather have venison from deer camp on mine.
by SURVYR March 22, 2025
Get the Hootersmug. by Just_The_Tipp October 1, 2020
Get the Puff down on a hootermug. Noun, Hooter is a term used for a large marijuana cigarette. Usually rolled with more than one paper,or just a 1 1/2.
Hooters are usually found in the Midwest. Although Midwest terms reach each coast. Hooters are becoming more popular these days with the legalization of marijuana in some states. Do not be surprised if Hooters are not present in all 50 states soon
Hooters are usually found in the Midwest. Although Midwest terms reach each coast. Hooters are becoming more popular these days with the legalization of marijuana in some states. Do not be surprised if Hooters are not present in all 50 states soon
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 27, 2018
Get the hootermug. Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.
by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020
Get the dope smokin hooter headmug. by VentureKing August 6, 2012
Get the hooter neutermug. When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.
Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.
Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
by M-Dummy May 19, 2022
Get the Kentucky pooter hootermug.