hillbilly handkerchief

Evacuating mucus membranes from one's nose without using any material to collect the material. The mucus flies into the environment and either dries up or is eaten by dogs.

Jimmy Jen just resorted to a hillbilly handkerchief as though it was a casual habit. This mrtified his big-city fiance.

by bigfun vodkatea October 26, 2018

Hillbilly tapeworm

A person who’s lower stomach pooches after weight loss

Dang he sure does got a hillbilly tapeworm goin on

by Orting honey November 12, 2018

Hillbilly shower

Using a common sink to clean ones body in a time of immediate need.

I shit my pants while at great america and had to take a hillbilly shower in the restroom.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Sophisticated Hillbilly

A sophisticated country person.

John Doe is a sophisticated hillbilly.

by PearlnFrankie May 27, 2018

Hallucinating Hillbilly

An amazingly horrible shot combination known to make your head spin and stammer on like a "hillbilly". Side effects include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, belief you are Ricky Bobby, picking up fat chicks at the bar, and talking to a miniature green version of Dale Earnhardt with wings floating above your shoulder.

To make mix one shot of Absinthe with one shot of Jack Daniels or any other American Whiskey of your choice.

"Speigs just ordered a Hallucinating Hillbilly!!"

"What?! No! Stop him! You remember last time he party rocked like this?"

"To late... Put the fat bitches on alert."

by Party Rock Detroit January 28, 2012

Hillbilly Blowjob

while in the act of giving a somewhat descent blowjob, the girl decides to remove her fake teeth from her mouth and continue blowing, but using the gaps inbetween her teeth as cushioning comfort.

dau thought when melissa pulled her teeth out it was white trashy and disguiting, but it turned out to be the best hillbilly blowjob hes ever had!

jonas brothers also give great hillbillie blowjobs! and theyre gay

by taylor fuckner June 10, 2009

hillbilly rockstar

A man who comes home from tha ba at 2 am and decides to place the cut off leg of a bluejean on his head, roll up his sleeves, grab a guitar and begin rockin out to country like its goin out of stile.

Man, Jake Dubya sure was a hillbilly rockstar last night.

by T-Bomb April 30, 2006