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Guido

guido stereotype is multi-faceted. More recently, it has come to refer to working-class urban Italian-Americans who conduct themselves in an overtly macho manner or belong to a particular working-class urban Italian-American subculture. Guidettes are the female version; usually are very undereducated, low class workers and work as hookers
guido stereotype is multi-faceted. More recently, it has come to refer to working-class urban Italian-Americans who conduct themselves in an overtly macho manner or belong to a particular working-class urban Italian-American subculture. Guidettes are the female version; usually are very undereducated, low class workers and work as hookers
by djosnc June 7, 2023
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Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.
by Phospin July 12, 2023
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Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
Everything was so confusing. but then I met Guido.

And it all makes sense now.
by Phospin July 12, 2023
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Guido

An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?
by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025
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guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.
wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*
by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
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Guido Pump

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
by Condor February 2, 2017
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guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.
by Sloppy July 12, 2004
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