(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023
Get the French Gruntmug. by The Real Driller July 5, 2021
Get the grandma gruntmug. A vehicle that has been modified so that it produces a loud, rumbling, aggressive noise when the engine is revved. This modification is known as installing a ‘Grunt Valve’
Dave: Bruv, what was that car that just sped past us, sounded like a TVR or something..?
Joe: Nah mate, saxo.
Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.
Dave: What you sayin Joe?
Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.
Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?
Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.
Joe: Innit doe.
Joe: Nah mate, saxo.
Dave: Shit man, must have a fat grunt valve innit.
Dave: What you sayin Joe?
Joe Just chillin in the grunt valve innit.
Dave: Fair play, whats the grunt valve sayin?
Grunt Valve: GGRRRRRRR – WAAAAP WAAAAPP WAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Dave: That’s some serious grunt valve right there Joe, he is on it.
Joe: Innit doe.
by Badmaninnitdoe October 7, 2010
Get the Grunt Valvemug. by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 6, 2004
Get the The Ultimate Gruntmug. An infantry man whose gone balls to the wall is "grunt as fuck".
See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"
See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"
by gmangrunt February 20, 2014
Get the grunt as fuckmug. "Please do not butt grunt at the table, Johnny. It's impolite."; "I don't feel so well. I've got some major butt grunts going on here."
by Booism July 28, 2009
Get the Butt Gruntmug. "My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."
by Sparky88 December 18, 2006
Get the grunt jobmug.