(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023
Get the French Gruntmug. The most appropriate response to almost anything in existence within this universe and/or its parallel versions.
Guy: I think we need to break up.
Girl: darby grunt.
Guy: Wow I didn't expect you to take it so easy!
Girl: *keys car*
Girl: darby grunt.
Guy: Wow I didn't expect you to take it so easy!
Girl: *keys car*
by CODE7248 November 17, 2013
Get the darby gruntmug. The types of people who get great marks in exams, but dont get full marks.
eg: 18/20, 47/50, 90/100
these people get these marks, and act like its the end of the world for them so that they get pity and attention, these are also the types of people to meaninglessly remind teachers about homework or tell the teacher to suspend a student due to a minor inconvenience
eg: 18/20, 47/50, 90/100
these people get these marks, and act like its the end of the world for them so that they get pity and attention, these are also the types of people to meaninglessly remind teachers about homework or tell the teacher to suspend a student due to a minor inconvenience
by Bill Billy Bob July 21, 2023
Get the Mark Gruntmug. "Please do not butt grunt at the table, Johnny. It's impolite."; "I don't feel so well. I've got some major butt grunts going on here."
by Booism July 28, 2009
Get the Butt Gruntmug. An infantry man whose gone balls to the wall is "grunt as fuck".
See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"
See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"
by gmangrunt February 20, 2014
Get the grunt as fuckmug. by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 6, 2004
Get the The Ultimate Gruntmug. "My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."
by Sparky88 December 18, 2006
Get the grunt jobmug.