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Chucky Grunts

The act of voluntarily or involuntarily grunting under one’s breath when dissatisfied or frustrated with a conversation or situation at hand. A type of non-verbal communication that occurs when someone (usually named Chuck) generates strange audible noises that often puzzle and/or further annoy anyone within earshot.
Person 1: "What's up with your friend, Dude? Why's he keep making those funny noises?"

Person 2: "Oh those are just Chucky Grunts...indirect ways of telling us he thinks we're both assholes who should shut up, quit talking or stop whatever it is we happen to be doing."
by OhioSomeone January 8, 2012
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French Grunt

(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"

Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023
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Mark Grunt

The types of people who get great marks in exams, but dont get full marks.
eg: 18/20, 47/50, 90/100
these people get these marks, and act like its the end of the world for them so that they get pity and attention, these are also the types of people to meaninglessly remind teachers about homework or tell the teacher to suspend a student due to a minor inconvenience
Frankie's such a Mark Grunt! He cried when he got a score of 95/100!
by Bill Billy Bob July 21, 2023
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Butt Grunt

A verb in which one releases flatulent air.
"Please do not butt grunt at the table, Johnny. It's impolite."; "I don't feel so well. I've got some major butt grunts going on here."
by Booism July 28, 2009
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grunt as fuck

The most badass person who just doesn't give a damn
An infantry man whose gone balls to the wall is "grunt as fuck".

See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"
by gmangrunt February 20, 2014
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grunt job

when you are on the toilet taking a shit, and a girl is giving you a blow job
"My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."
by Sparky88 December 18, 2006
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