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goku glazist

these wastes of cum believe that goku beats everything, that hes a fucking god and they -GLAZE- him.

they suck his dick down, beg for his cock, slurp his nuts.

like bro, zip up his pants when youre done bitchass nigga
guy 1: "my son just beat cancer"
guy 2: "im happy for you man"
goku glazist: "can he beat goku though?"
guy 1: "nigga what"
by gaynigga1112 October 10, 2023
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Goku potion

A potion that is so delicious it gives you a ki boost irl, but as a side-effect you get diabetes. If you chug it you are gifted ultra instinct but at rhe price of your life
Jeremy drank the goku potion but he passed out shortly after, it was too powerful for him
by Blaze the dragon November 7, 2023
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Goku

Hey its me goku ill beat you so hard you will go back into chemotherapy faggot
by Vylar November 19, 2023
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Goku solos

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Goku. The power-set is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the nuance will go over a typical fan's head. There's also Goku's omnipotent aspects, which is firmly rooted in quantum field theory. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this exponentially important character, to realize that he's not just a character in a comic book, but that he is beyond that. As a consequence people who dislike Goku are truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the complexities associated with his Final Crisis story, which in itself is a cryptic reference to Erwin Schrödinger's Many Worlds Interpretation.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Grant Morrison's genius wit unfolds itself within the pages of not only the comics, but in their very minds. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Goku tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel, kid.
Mental retarded simpleton: Goku is a fodder character, Anos no diffs
People with at least 200 IQ who are intellectual: Your one-sided mind as a normal dumb simpleton can't understand the physics's that involves Goku, who is a character above your bad written Arnos, in conclusion for your simple mind to understand, Goku solos.
by DBGT fan January 25, 2024
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Luffy>goku

Luffy>goku is widely known as the biggest aace simp alive and is the son of brooksolos (20 inch dick fr fr) sadly he didn't inherit it from his dad
Omg look luffy>goku is trynna steal aace's panties
by Rraggs January 8, 2023
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Goku

A fuck nigger with ultra instinct. Also he got a wife with big tits.
Goku got whooped by Broly. He hot his ass handed to him.
by Fucknigger123 January 22, 2019
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Goku

Person 1:Do you know who goku is
Person 2:You mean the guy from fortnite?
by Poopyshart9000 August 17, 2022
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