glory wolf

The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.

Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.

by Yeluk June 16, 2010

mornin' glory

Waking up in the morning and see that your life is brightened by the deep sunshine. When one day you wake up realizing that you understood what you really want and that everything around you is perfect!

What can be better than a mornin' glory to open up you eyes!

by Arbani October 15, 2015

glory-holer

adj. One who frequents his\her orifices on or around a glory hole.

I didn't think you were such a fucking glory-holer.

by misterfister420 February 25, 2011

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008

glory hole

when a person goes to a porno shop and goes into a booth. There is a hole in the wall connecting to another booth, jus big enough to fit an errect penis through. They can do watever they want with the person's penis (i.e. lick, suck, fuck, etc.)

I want to go downtown to use that new glory hole.

by Craiger February 20, 2003

glory hole

The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.

Bruce kept feeding quarter after quarter into the 8mm movie projector, and kept his eye on the glory hole to see if there was any blood sausage and chin nuts smothered in man mustard available for dinner. He hated the long waits, and the expense--these machines were damn hungry, but it was better than being thrown out for cruising...again. He sometimes wished that he wasn't such a tube steak tarzan, but a queen's gotta do what a queen's gotta do. He sure hoped that the next sperm donor was a heavy equipment operator with a copious load of choad, because Bruce was trying to slim down via the liquid protein diet.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

Glory Hound

(Adj., n.)

a bama who takes maximum credit for minimum obligation, dedication, support.

To take credit verbally or through corporate for being a slack ass bama

Glory Hound...With a Capital G and following with a Capital H

"Man I did this awesome project for work and the asshole Nate took all the credit and got a promotion from the boss."

"Psh, that's cause Nate's a friggen Glory Hound"

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"Man why'd you Glory Hound that presentation?! You didn't do SHIT!?

by theCONSTRICTOR June 6, 2011