Girl 1: Damn everytime I turn around that chick is always lookin at you.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.
Girl 2: Yes, she really needs to get off my bumper and give me some space.
by mrsidontgivadamn March 23, 2009
can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny
drink pussy...
get off my dick
why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick
why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick
why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick
why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick
thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick
hello
get off my dick
happy easter!
get off my dick
pass the ketchup
get off my dick
what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick
get off my dick
why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick
why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick
why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick
why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick
thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick
hello
get off my dick
happy easter!
get off my dick
pass the ketchup
get off my dick
what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick
by get off my dick May 18, 2007
A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.
"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"
by RevWaldo August 02, 2008
by JudiiIvashkov-Black February 23, 2014
What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.
by squirty berty bottom burper May 24, 2010
An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.
"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"
by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006
by St. Remy Martin November 28, 2008