Flatten A Banana

To have sex with someone.

Hey, bro. Wanna hang out later?

Sorry but I gotta go flatten a banana.

by sexinatacostand February 28, 2011

flatty boy

An unbelievably successful Flathead fisherman

As Hedgy reeled in his bag limit; the crowd sang 'Flatty Boy!'

by MVAC February 10, 2017

flatterance

flatterence, flattering, you get the gist.

I suppose I'll have to redirect my flatterance (def a word) to you

by d@rwin April 28, 2021

oral flattulation

Sucking a fart out of a partners ass

She was so horny that she asked me to fart as she was eating my ass. What could I say....she swallowed it all. Girl gives good oral flattulation

by DaddyLar October 10, 2013

Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020

Beyond the flattering smile.

a phrase meaning that when a Korean woman flatters you by smiling at you in order to escape from imminent personal danger you should know she will betray you without hesitation

I won’t fall for her honeyed words, beyond the flattering smile. I’m gonna repatriate the hooker to back the Korean Peninsula.

by Amamo-chan January 29, 2006

flattened

a more extreme word for flattered - beyond flattered - so flattered that you are overwhelmed.

hannah: "you will be totez awesome and eat some pie."
dana: "i'm past flattered!! i'm FLATTENED!!!"

by darnz August 21, 2008