It's best to have a doctor look at your eczema before
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?
by phunkiest January 11, 2009
when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.
similar to wake and bake
similar to wake and bake
by sircasey February 16, 2009
1. The thin remains of a turd that dont flush the first time, and usually sink to the bottom.
2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.
2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.
1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.
-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!
2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.
-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!
-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.
-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!
2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.
-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!
-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.
by Poot Gremlin... of DOOM July 17, 2006
by Semen Demon September 30, 2003
Dead skin flakes that fall off of old people and float into the air or fall on to surrounding surfaces.
When we removed Ethels socks, so many geri flakes flew into the air that for a moment I thought I was in a snow globe.
by twistedRN April 15, 2018
by tuff puff February 23, 2004
An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.
The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."
"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
by artist1955 August 05, 2012