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Fatassing

When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.
Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!
by LuLuAiC May 3, 2009
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Assassin's Crease

A crease or gash in the male genitalia of astounding girth.
Girl 1: Blowing John hasn't been the same since he got that assassin's crease.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!
by cockles December 30, 2012
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Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Not to be seen as Assassins Creed 3, but as a sequel to Assassins Creed:Brotherhood and the conclusion of the 'Ezio Trilogy'. In the game Ezio, now an ageing assassin, visits Constantinople in search of the missing keys of Altair, to unlock the secrets left in Masyaf, home of the Assassins order.

The gameplay is almost identical to Brotherhood, with exceptions being the ability to craft bombs and to use a hookblade to zipline across the city. You still freerun across rooftops, recruit citizens to the Assassin order, and kill lots of Templars
Assassin's Creed: Revelations may be fun, but it is basically Assassins Creed 2 and 3/4's. Assassin's Creed 2 or Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood are the same game but cheaper
by Sergers August 1, 2012
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ninja assassin

In roleplaying games (especially ones not centred around physical conflict), a character who has been designed expressly to be extremely powerful in a fight and/or extremely stealthy.
The term is frequently used sarcastically, as creating such a character is often a sign that the person doing so still thinks he's playing D&D.
Did you see the new guy's character? He's a complete ninja assassin.
by Whybird June 8, 2004
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ass assassin

A well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more.
Porn star Jeff Stryker is a well-documented ass assassin.
by Smarty_Pantz March 15, 2011
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abe lincoln assassination

Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth
After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination
by jaymboct September 26, 2009
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Assassin's Creed Revelations

The Third installment to the Assassin's Creed Franchise.

Note: "Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood" is regarded as game number 2.5, since it picks up right after AC 2 left off and does not include ground breaking updates from the 2nd installment, instead of 3 (AC Revelations) according to its fan base.
Dude, did you hear about the new Assassin's Creed Revelations game coming out? Its going to be the best yet!!!
by TheNewRiflemanBob2 November 16, 2011
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