a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though he’s literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on
“ohhh Eric! u forgot to put ur mask on
come on over and teach me some math baby ;)”
by EVAN PETERS LOVER March 3, 2022
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Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you don’t answer or say you don’t have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.
Eric called me gay
by You spicy daddy ooferson October 16, 2018
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the largest faggot in existence. this piece of shit will make you immediately go deaf once you hear his voice. he will make highly sexual jokes about your little sister, disregarding her age. we will kill him. also thinks he is allowed to say the n-word even though he is as white as the nut he drinks. he also happens to be an absolute social outcast who somehow thinks he is cool. he is really an insecure piece of shit.
"hey have you seen eric recently?"

"thank God no. that little cocksucker better stay away from me"

"lmao same"
by flipfag4136 March 18, 2019
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Eric is a mentally retard person with a gay high pitch voice, that has scrawny glasses and is a little midget faggot. He likes to spend his time sucking dick and getting it from behind from his boyfriend Macro. Last he always wears blue cloths because he is a poor as person.
Why you such a Eric.
Stop being a Eric.
by Dat Nigger Faggot 69 November 9, 2017
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The real meaning of Eric is a chav with a big dick and are extremely funny.
I wanna swallow Eric's 10 inch terrorist
by Keaton gornall November 18, 2019
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A guy that usually likes so many girls at once
Eric is such a player
by BrokenHeartedFromHim January 3, 2019
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