Dib jit

A word used to describe someone as a dip shit but they don't deserve correct spelling because they are a dib jit.

Jamal: Johnny, you're so small! laughs*
Johnny: Fuck you, you dib jit.

by TheWhiteSwan June 24, 2021

dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.

Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.

by isntit November 21, 2011

Dibbing & dabbing

Dibbing and dabbing is the act of using drugs now and again, here and there.

Dibbing & dabbing: "Well, I been out dibbing and dabbing a bit so got no scratch today."

by HotJohnnie January 16, 2024

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

Sherbet Dib Dab

Dipping your balls in a dead persons ashes.

Lol I jus sherbet Dib dabbed Ben's gran

by SATNERP October 29, 2020

By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022

dibs

Extremely powerful word which can make people fall down on their knees for you works ever time

I call dibs on the front seat.

by lucas is cool trust me February 16, 2022