deez nuts

nutsack, ballsack, cock and balls, the leg between your les and sack

1. Yo i gotta tell R. Kelly about that?
2. R. Kelly????
3. Are kelly and you gonna come over here and suck deeez nuts!?!?!!?!

by gangsta September 29, 2004

Deez Guts

When someone shows off his/her guts instead of exploding in pain or trying to heal him/her self.

Guy 1 accidentally cuts Guy 2's stomach open.

Guy 1: ARE YOU OKAY!?

Guy 2 opens his stomach so his organs can be seen.

Guy 2: DEEZ GUTS!

Guy 1: NO! DON'T DO THAT!

Guy 2: But they're so healthy!

Guy 1: NO! I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE!

by Fawful42 May 4, 2016

deez nuts

A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.

Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.

by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003

deez nuts

1)A sarcastic way of saying you don't care

Can you give me 50 dollars?
I can give u deez nuts.

by Mariah's definition's 😜 October 25, 2015

Deez Nuts

the best phrase ever, especially when used to tool females

Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.

by boom boom b July 19, 2004

deez nuts

Person 1: Yo, you know Phillip
Person 2: Phillip who?
Person 3: Phillip on DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTSSS

by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003

Deez Nuts

The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.

Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??

by dasmart one November 19, 2007