The Dave

A man-child whose sexual appetite borders on the absurd. A social anomaly, The Dave is a bundle of energy and inappropriateness that may never be understood. He is the guy in the club that is turned around in the corner tucking its' boner against his stomach to hide his excitement. If you press up against him in a social situation, you run the risk of getting tastefully "felt up". It is something you look at in awe and disgust at the same time, like a charismatic dictator, only with a booger in his stubble. Once you meet "The Dave" your life will change.

Last night, Martin was totally channeling "The Dave", he got 3 numbers, 2 sloppy make-outs, 6 hard-ons, and bargained the pizza guy down to $2!

by sweetdaddy May 8, 2009

dave

a) A fantastic TV channel in the UK that shows lots of Top Gear and Ray Mears stuff
b) The name you use when you can't think of a person's name

a) Oh, is Top Gear on Dave again?!
b) A - What was the name of that person we saw in the street?
B - I dunno! Dave?!

by Eggy9000 January 14, 2008

Daving

The art of giving a random opinion about something you have no idea expecting to be successful, but you never are.

You are "daving" if you say: The currency exchange for CHF must be 3 euros

by AGlezG August 25, 2015

Daving

Saving an Item in Mario Kart 64, only to use it at a key location or time in a race

Quit daving that banana peal, you've been holding it the entire lap!

by Rob's House May 19, 2007

Daving

The combined act of raging and enjoying the music at a dave matthews band concert. Also can occur outside of a concert.

Engaging in a dmb power hour can be considered daving.

by Fishingwithdynamite1 February 24, 2009

Daved

(Adjective) A synonym of the word pwned but applied specifically to the exploitation of security weaknesses on a server due to misconfiguration. Pwnage (and thus daveage) describes a sudden, decisive and humiliating defeat of server security.

Double check your firewall settings before putting that machine on the internet. The last thing you want is to get Daved!

by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 1, 2011

Daved

adj

Getting so hammered that you end up flailing about on the floor and lose the ability to speak.

Dude, what happened last night???

Dude, you were so Daved that you ended up passing out under the kitchen table after shouting about how the gypsies were going to get you

by Little Gypsy June 16, 2010