Web developer

When you are too bad at DSA but you want to feel good about yourself so you use wordpress and make basic websites and call yourself a web developer.

Oh me? Im a web developer

What do you do exactly?

Im a web developer, i develop

by Esoteric Soul February 4, 2025

Mojang Developer

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job

Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"

by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

October 12, Thank developers day

October 12 is the day you thank the developers of a specific community, game.

"Thank you developer for always updating the game"
"October 12, Thank developers day is my favorite day!"

by bintage80 October 10, 2022

Developer be crazy Disease

When a developer doesnt sleep for anything over 7 hours they start seeing things and saying r kelly multiple times this also includes crying over slight ocd in code yes i see your code and im letting you know it looks like a spaghetti ball and yes i misspelled it im tired bro i havent slepet in 16 hours

Yeah man my friend dextar had Developer be crazy Disease he kept saying r kelly was a vertexes root humanoid part.

by Developer be crazy Disease March 30, 2024

rizzness development

The development of skills relating to dating. Going out on dates as "practice," so you feel more comfortable going forward.

I just got out of a long relationship and got on Hinge for some rizzness development.

by Peter W, Mason T May 23, 2023

citizen developer

A non-profesional developer who can use stack overflow and tutorials to make awesome technology using lots of time and effort.

The citizen developer can deploy their resources to help scientists develop new therapeutics to a variety of diseases by the means of simulating protein dynamics

by bitterdev May 19, 2020

career development

Refers to how a buxom working-chick's bountiful chest-pillowz gradually get even larger from having all of her male co-workers savoringly play wif dem.

Actually, it's a myth dat a woman's boobs grow bigger from having tongue-lolling studs pleasure their thirsting hands on said bountiful baby-feeders --- rubbing and kneading them generally does not affect their size. You could indeed make it truthful if you spell it "carear development", though, rather than spelling it "career development", in dat yer butt may indeed become more ample if you have a mostly-sitting-down desk job.

by QuacksO November 23, 2025