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Dangle berry

When you Don't wipe your ass correctly and you get little balls of Poo attached to your asshole hair
Jim "My ass is so itchy"

Gary "You must have a case of the Dangle berrys"
by Gazzo5 October 10, 2008
mugGet the Dangle berrymug.

dangle

slave; one bound in servitude as the property of a person.
LEE-ROY: Charmaine, answer de dam phone, for me lick you up side ya head
CHARMAINE: Quiet yaself Lee-roy, i is not ya dangle, ya know.
by mr rich January 20, 2004
mugGet the danglemug.

Dangling Leprechaun

When getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your buttcheeks.
Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!
by angrymidget January 28, 2011
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man dangle

The male genitalia. AKA cock, dick, rod, unit, shaft, the general, purple headed yogurt shooter, and penis.
Her eyes widened when she saw the bulge created by his man dangle.
by Occasus April 22, 2006
mugGet the man danglemug.

Dangle Berries

are ones lumps of crap around ones anus area...
clingy to pubic hair and alike....
more common in males than females...
not pleasurable in the act of oral sex...
to lick somones crap...
unless you like that sort of stuff...
(not turned on by it)oral- 'i was rimming him and i felt these things in my mouth, they were hi pieces of s**t, his dangle berries!'
(turned on)oral-'i was rimming him and i could taste this amazing sensation and realised i was licking his s**t, it made me well kinky'
general use-'yeah i bet his arse is so hairy that even his dangle berries want to break free'
generaluse2- 'doctor i need your help, my anus is so hairy its coveres in dangle berries!...what do i do?'
by gameover November 21, 2007
mugGet the Dangle Berriesmug.

angle of the dangle

The angle of dangle is given
By the throb of the knob. It's driven
By the heat of the meat,
As a function discrete:
Get it on, or get off (then get shriven!)
Shriven (archaic): to be confessed (as in gaining absolution for your sins and doing penance).

Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include:

a) Provided the urge remains constant.
b) The bootie of the cutie
by Pilgrim4Truth January 18, 2008
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dangle penises

Mike: Hey man, you wanna come over and dangle penises? Maybe play some COD?

Joe: Penis dangling sounds great right about now, had a rough day at work today!
by brawlsack November 22, 2010
mugGet the dangle penisesmug.

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