Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.

Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.

by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 July 30, 2012

cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.

Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.

by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018

cotton bomb

When a woman soaks a tampon in her choice of alcohol before inserting it into her vagina for a quick buzz.

Hey Stefanie, I'm losing my buzz. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and replace my cotton bomb.

by G-Money Spot August 12, 2017

Cotton Picker

Someone who gives backshots and openly grabs toilet paper residue from their partners ass.

Cholula: Yo I was dogging this girl and she had toilet paper crumbs in her ass, but I just picked it and slapped her ass to keep the mood going
Joel: Man you’re a fucking cotton picker dog

by DaaJay August 3, 2022

Cotton Crusader

A racist nickname for a black or African American person

“Jamal is such a cotton crusader, just look at him”

by HidinFromBiden May 16, 2022

Cotton Gin

When a person is spit roasted between two black men and then they are spun around.

Man last night, that cotton gin got wild!

by SonOfTheLaw March 22, 2019

cotton kleanexin

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).

steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!

by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008