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fruity cootie

when your cootie smells ripe!
damn girl we just had sex and you have a fruity cootie, clean that thang!
by secretadmirer92 October 21, 2011
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cootie flap

It is the flappy part of a cootie.
A virgin: Omg wtf are those??
The girl: Oh it’s my cootie flaps!
by Joshylol November 24, 2021
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cootie cry

To cry about your cooties
by G'ma October 20, 2023
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Patootie cooties

A female with cooties in her vagina
Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?
by Bukdow December 29, 2023
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Cootie Brown

The drunkest person at the party
damn ...I thought I was drunk last time. but Kelly took the cootie Brown award from me
by JEH3 December 8, 2023
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cooties

the thing that nick has!!
nick has cooties because he is a cootie man
by cerealforlife November 1, 2021
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Cooties

A Fake Disease Passed on around a preschool or a school in general and it’s basically like the cheese touch from the diary of a wimpy kid movie.
Johnny Sins Has The Cooties!
by Cum Maker September 11, 2022
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