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by Amy walnut April 25, 2022
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Patootie cooties

A female with cooties in her vagina
Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?
by Bukdow December 29, 2023
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Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"
by Orelse July 7, 2017
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Good cooties

Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing
Partner:ew you have cooties
Partner 2: I have good cooties
by Oofles June 11, 2018
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cooty muncher

a pereson who kiss to many people
you kiss to manny girls what a cooty muncher
by boyboy65 September 26, 2019
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cootie flap

It is the flappy part of a cootie.
A virgin: Omg wtf are those??
The girl: Oh it’s my cootie flaps!
by Joshylol November 24, 2021
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cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!
by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017
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