Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?
by Bukdow December 29, 2023
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by Orelse July 7, 2017
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by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018
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by #annonomous May 18, 2018
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by Vigilante37 May 27, 2018
Get the Cooties mug.A Fake Disease Passed on around a preschool or a school in general and it’s basically like the cheese touch from the diary of a wimpy kid movie.
Johnny Sins Has The Cooties!
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