by atomicblueberry May 6, 2021

Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.
by letom January 6, 2008

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.
by Picholas February 5, 2018

by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017

by boyboy65 September 26, 2019

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
by Orelse July 7, 2017
