Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?
by Bukdow December 29, 2023
Get the Patootie cootiesmug. A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
by Orelse July 7, 2017
Get the Cootiesmug. Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing
by Oofles June 11, 2018
Get the Good cootiesmug. by boyboy65 September 26, 2019
Get the cooty munchermug. by Joshylol November 24, 2021
Get the cootie flapmug. Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017
Get the cootiesmug. 