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Cooties

The only STD that can be spread by just holding hands
"John and Eve held hands and now they both have cooties!"
by atomicblueberry May 6, 2021
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cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.
Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.
by letom January 6, 2008
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Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.
"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."
by Picholas February 5, 2018
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Boys have cooties

Every girl: Boys have cooties
The boys: Girls have cooties :/
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cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!
by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017
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cooty muncher

a pereson who kiss to many people
you kiss to manny girls what a cooty muncher
by boyboy65 September 26, 2019
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Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"
by Orelse July 7, 2017
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