The Barzaga Complex is a self-destructive state that occurs among men resulting from the fear of small genitals. Though rarely observed in nature, the complex is often spawned by sexual underperformance. It is easily diagnosed by long-term celibacy, manstration, and lack of confrontation of fellow males. See also, micropenis.
"Whats up with your friend today?"
"Oh he hit the Barzaga Complex?"
"Yeah its pretty bad..."
"Is he going to be okay?"
"I don't know, between the two of us I don't plan on being around to find out"
"Oh he hit the Barzaga Complex?"
"Yeah its pretty bad..."
"Is he going to be okay?"
"I don't know, between the two of us I don't plan on being around to find out"
by gmoney10 March 21, 2017
Get the Barzaga Complexmug. (n.), a mental disorder that affects only women, mostly those in their teenage years. A woman with the Meyer complex feels that she is not complete without a boyfriend or husband by her side. In some cases, the disorder is so strong that the woman will not feel that she has the strength to live without a boyfriend or husband.
The Meyer complex is named after best-selling author of the Twilight series, Stephanie Meyer. In her book series, the main character (Bella) has a substantial case of what is now known as the Meyer complex.
The Meyer complex is named after best-selling author of the Twilight series, Stephanie Meyer. In her book series, the main character (Bella) has a substantial case of what is now known as the Meyer complex.
Stephanie tried to kill herself after she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday. John found her trying to hang herself in the park and now they're going out. She's got a really bad case of the Meyer complex.
by Kriptini May 31, 2010
Get the Meyer complexmug. Corny white boy publication trying to co-opt hip hop culture. Known for wack lists and forced, unnatural use of black slang. Also known for slobbering on Jay-Z and Eminem.
Complex Magazine: "Don't get shook by all the Rihanna features, hypebeasts, Hov and Eminems new albums go H.A.M.
Click here to read 20 reasons why Iggy Azalia is not a culture vulture. "
A: wtf did I just read.
B: It's Complex b, what do you expect.
Click here to read 20 reasons why Iggy Azalia is not a culture vulture. "
A: wtf did I just read.
B: It's Complex b, what do you expect.
by Trillmatic October 25, 2014
Get the Complex Magazinemug. by Mike11111111 December 15, 2021
Get the Amy Complexmug. Stacey had such a Dorothy Complex she let some dude who was dumb af with less qualifications than her get promoted when she’d been working towards that spot for years
by ShesWorthyOfWords September 3, 2019
Get the Dorothy Complexmug. My mom has a daddy complex, as my father is twenty-four years her senior and my grandfather was a bit of a deadbeat.
by Rebecca May June 3, 2006
Get the daddy complexmug. by Kylias March 1, 2009
Get the Rubix Complexmug.