colton unger

A douche-canoe who has a tiny penis. And who also sucks mad ween

That guy is such a colton unger

by Yaboibadger January 18, 2018

Coltonic Bomb

The opposite of an atomic bomb (Made with vinegar).

Right now i'm cooking up a coltonic bomb.

by February 14, 2022

Colton Jones

An act of being a pussy ass bitch

Damn you really acting like Colton Jones

by Doggypubs October 31, 2019

Colton Roberts

Better than all his friends at everything, beautiful, smart and funny. He is a true friend and will always make you feel better, even though he might be better than you.

Blair: I wish I was more like Colton Roberts.

by NOTcoltcaliber January 16, 2013

Colton Darst

Colton Joshua Darst, my very dear friend who has recently passed away. A wonderful person who will be dearly missed. A true friend.

Colton Darst was a wonderful friend, and person in general. His name means cool and although he was he was very sweet.

by R.I.P November 26, 2006

colton moment

any situtation that can be viewed in a perverted way.

Bob: My pencil is longer than yours.

Max: Uh oh, colton moment...

(Max thought the pencil as a p*nis and how they can be in various lengths)

by Daniel Robonson April 27, 2011

Pulling a colton

making plans then never going through with them or canceling

"I thought you and him were hanging out"
"No he's pulling a colton"

by Lolfuckboys July 22, 2015