Colton Swartz

Colton Swartz is a nice guy who is doodoo at video games and does not know how to not dress like a highlighter. Colton Swartz also LOVES to tickle pickles and smell like a locker room because he is always playing some type of sport but its usual ballet that he plays

Person:EW! whats that smell? *looks at Colton Swartz*

by FrostyGamerGuy October 28, 2020

colton unger

A douche-canoe who has a tiny penis. And who also sucks mad ween

That guy is such a colton unger

by Yaboibadger January 19, 2018

Colton Jones

An act of being a pussy ass bitch

Damn you really acting like Colton Jones

by Doggypubs October 31, 2019

Colton Roberts

Better than all his friends at everything, beautiful, smart and funny. He is a true friend and will always make you feel better, even though he might be better than you.

Blair: I wish I was more like Colton Roberts.

by NOTcoltcaliber January 16, 2013

Colton Darst

Colton Joshua Darst, my very dear friend who has recently passed away. A wonderful person who will be dearly missed. A true friend.

Colton Darst was a wonderful friend, and person in general. His name means cool and although he was he was very sweet.

by R.I.P November 26, 2006

colton moment

any situtation that can be viewed in a perverted way.

Bob: My pencil is longer than yours.

Max: Uh oh, colton moment...

(Max thought the pencil as a p*nis and how they can be in various lengths)

by Daniel Robonson May 19, 2011

Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019