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A type of person that would make you feel like the world revolves around you and makes others happy falls for people way to easy and always gets his heart broke but at the end of the day makes everyone smile but then comes home to him not being happy but nobody cares when he is sad so he just bundles it up and hides it until it comes out and the he gets made fun of
Colton is so annoying
Colton by Big sad g June 1, 2020
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Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.
Everyone: omg coltons my best best friend I miss him
Colton: nobody cares about me...
COLTON by 👁👃👁 July 11, 2020
Colton is a quiet kid who is very quiet until you get to know him he’s most likely to shoot up w school and makes up excuses to go and watch birds he can be thoughtful tho and will do things for you even if you are a douche to him colton is a good friend to have and don’t let him go
Kid 1: wow that’s a cool bird
Colton: I have been studying that and it’s a diffrent breed of a robin!
Colton by Colton 560153 September 6, 2020
an absolute idiot piece of shit. terrible at 2k21 AND 20. look up “pizza hut boy for the spurs” on youtube n you’ll see this twerp.
wow coltons a fucking idiot
Colton by lightstrike216 September 12, 2020
Colton is a man who goes on roblox and makes fun of kids but you know at least he gets on Xbox afterwards and makes fun of kids behind a screen look up Pizza Hut boy for spurs to see a Colton in his natural habitat
Person 1 is that Colton looking at pizza Steve

Person 2 yeah he loves pizza Steve
Colton by Less galaxy September 12, 2020
A cool kid that want to have fun and can act tough but real isn’t he does footballs ,pig, and radiates and is super smart and is very liked by all and can make a good boyfriend
You want a Colton
Colton by anonymous October 7, 2020
Annoying dumb and will make your life hell stay away from Colton’s
Colton ate all my food
Colton by UrbenDicktionaryOfflcial October 10, 2020