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conservative smoker

1. A marijuana smoker who is conciously aware of the world, themselves and the influence taking place throughout. An active and progressive individual seeking more than just a "high".
2. Smoker who has a "roach stash", and later creates one joint or blunt using the left-over remaining marijuana.
3. Someone who buys marijuana, yet uses it in small quantities. Thus, conserving amounts of marijuana thru manipulating doses.
"Danny doesn't smoke blunts anymore"

"Really? Why not"

"You gotta get more weed for blunts. He's trying to save money on that shit right now, he's a freaking conservative smoker"
by yesy March 15, 2008
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George Floyd Conservative

A t A George Floyd Conservative feels like the tyranny of the left and social media is using their metaphoric knee to make it so conservatives cannot breathe, as in they are being censored from allowing themselves to give their opinions. They feel the knee of authority always on their necks, and they understand George Floyd.
I'm not just a conservative, I'm a George Floyd Conservative.
by JimmyBeam824 July 8, 2022
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Conservative

1. Someone who jackhammers their fanatical religious beliefs down other people's throats, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.

2. Someone who fabricates a reason to invade a country (Iraq) that never attacked the United States, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.

3. Someone who runs political campaigns full of lies and dirty tricks, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.

4. Someone who cuts taxes to make the super rich even richer while increasing spending and putting the country deep in debt, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
I am a conservative asshole with narrow minded, bigoted, fascist beliefs, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
by AntiGop April 19, 2005
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Conservative

there are 2 types of conservatives. There are gun slinging rednecks with no education and there are rich, greedy corporate executives who destroy our economy, monoplize all of the wealth and try to corrupt our politicians. The second type believes that the working class should starve and die while the rich should enjoy HUGE fucking tax cuts. However most type 2 conservatives are also poorly educated and watch nascar and believe that only pure aryan protestants should be allowed to live in the U.S.
George bush is a conservative tight wad that is obsessed with nascar,helping out his already wealthy friends who own Halliburton and believes that it is acceptable to use religion as a basis for our government.
by 8===D----(l) May 12, 2011
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Conservative Action

The practice of providing admissions or hiring advantage to applicants with conservative political or religious beliefs in an effort to achieve "intellectual diversity" in educational institutions.
Law Student A: "John Yoo's war crimes memoranda read like Colbert satire. How is that hack teaching at Boalt?"

Law Student B: "Conservative action can work wonders for an academic career."
by Richard Epstein February 18, 2011
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Conservative nympho

A woman who is addicted to sex, but she only particpates in sexual activity with her man.
J: Man my girl is a nympho! I love it!
Ralph: Woah dude! If she's a nympho then your chances of getting cheated on are higher so be careful.
J: Nah bro, Lala is a conservative nympho so I don't have to worry about her cheating on me.
Ralph: Awesome! You're one lucky man!
by vocabqueentoyou October 20, 2016
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conservativegan

When, like a vegan, conservatives are extra about being a conservative
bro 1 Bro, Jeff is such a conservativegan!
bro 2 True, he won't stop talking about how much he loves Donald Trump
by sbmc34 April 2, 2017
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