Christopher

The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.

Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)

by chris_luva September 4, 2022

Christopher

Christopher's can be either extremely sexy or extremely annoying

Generally has a big dick

Girl one: "Wow, that guys name must be Christopher."

Girl two: "Yeah, look at his huge bulge!"

by BAB(bossassbitch) August 27, 2019

Christopher

This name is in the Jewish bible and is related to being a Jewish name as from the Jewish bible

Christopher Is Jewish

by Jewish Names July 20, 2020

Christopher

A boy who gets all the girls and has a big wood

That boy gets bare tings, moving like Christopher you know

by Gvbmihgg December 30, 2018

Christopher

Better than Agate

How would you call yourself?
Im simply Christopher!

by Nibba567 April 22, 2018

Christopher

A known trouble maker, but very kind and understandable when you get to know him better. Very handsome and nice looking person and if you break his trust it’s a big loss for you.

Jessica: “Christopher is so nice, have you ever met him?”
Kate: “No but I really need to!!”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

Christopher

This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.

Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore

by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 9, 2019