chair pirating

the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.

"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"

by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009

Chair shot

To pick up a steel folding chair, make sure that it's in the folded position, and beat the fuck out of another person's face with it. Usually used in professional wrestling.

Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, KING! That chair shot busted him wide open!

by allknowingsquid August 13, 2008

Chair Fart

When the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. This is very annoying 100% of the time.

"Pfffffftttttt"
Girl: "Eww what was that!?"
Guy: "Relax, just a chair fart."

by Anonish November 3, 2010

Bitch Chair

The chair at a table, usually for a meal gathering where the chairs that reside at the table are all the same and an extra chair is needed. The bitch chair is not equal to other chairs and carries the general traits of being shorter, less comfortable and uglier than all other chairs at the table. If all chairs at the table are different, the ugliest, shortest and/or most uncomfortable one is the bitch chair.

"man, we went over to Persephone's pad for a rad dinner but I got stuck with the bitch chair"

"OK, who's sitting in the bitch chair?"

by George Forward January 27, 2006

chair rot

The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.

I sniper'd her good with a dose of chair rot

by Plo9y January 12, 2015

Throwing Chairs

to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one.

"Jon, are you throwing chairs?"

by Contextyo'know December 4, 2017

chair day

On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)

Person1: here’s your chair day present

Person2: oh no

*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021

Police: why did you push her

Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig

(Pig= police)

by A1r1i1a1n1a March 20, 2021