instant carmageddon

an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.

Sorry I'm late but I was driving along fine on Route 95 when I got caught in instant carmageddon.

by bingaling65 July 17, 2011

Perpetual cornage

It's the cycle of only eating corn until your body is only processing and releasing sweetcorn. Your body becomes reliant on corn. You could eat the same corn again this the cycle continues.

Did you hear about uncle Ron? He's gone on the perpetual cornage diet

by Rhbrhngf May 10, 2023