Black crayon

the result of anal sexual intercourse

he has a black crayon as a result of sticking his cock up her ass

by contributor 20645 April 21, 2009

Crayon Eater

A person who degen trades NFTs on the internet!

A person who eats crayons & gets rich!

I love to eat crayons; you can call me a crayon eater.

Crayon eaters are GMI; Luchi gives away all his trade secrets!

Those who trade together, eat crayons together. -Crayon Eaters

by PrincessNFT February 28, 2022

White Crayon

A joint used for smoking marijuana.

"Pass me the paper Kyle, i'm gonna roll another white crayon"

by Reeferz July 24, 2012

Brown crayon

You have sex with a girl in the ass. Immediately after you poke her in the eye with your dick. She contracts pink eye from her own butt

Can't believe she got a brown crayon.

by Leonard1541452 November 25, 2017

cancer crayon

Most commonly known as a cigarette, it's shape resembles an innocent crayon, filled with cancer causing chemicals.

Bob: Bro, I'm gonna go outside and light a cig, you want one?

Harry: Dude, you mean a cancer crayon?

Bob: I guess, but cig or cigarette sounds better.

Harry: I'm straight. Enjoy you cancer-filled crayon

Bob: Will do.

by pseudoslimshady September 1, 2011

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

break my crayons

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason

Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"

by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007