walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 03, 2009

Buttfuck Mania

Buttfuck Mania is after a long stressful day you just want to come home and rest and more inconvenient things come your way and it is often tiring.

I have work after this stressful day at school this is Buttfuck Mania

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.

Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.

by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

Buttfucking

The second branch of Sexual Intercourse.
Sliding the stick of the crotchal region into an ass.

I was buttfucking Neah last night.

Who the fuck is Neah?

by SexualAnonymous March 04, 2023

Buttfucking

Buttfucking is said in a sentence where there should be a pause between the two words

Correct:
She told him 'that's what she said, yeah but, fucking I should of told her the truth.'

Ghetto incorrect:
She told him 'that's what she said, yeah buttfucking I should of told her the truth.'

by GlitterPuff69 March 21, 2022

buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.

John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!

by Thegundy April 15, 2022

conga line of buttfuck

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.

Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.

by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015