The ol' 1979 buttfuck

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.

The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.

by grizzli25 May 18, 2017

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022

Buttfuck

To be fucked by a nigga in the ass

Nigga there’s no way that mothafucka just buttfucked me I think I shit a little

by The top nigga September 26, 2023

Buttfuck

Something they do in prison if you drop the soap, or even if you dont

1:Man did you hear larry got buttfucked in prison.

2:Man I was just trying to sleep when I got buttfucked in prison

by Billy Scott November 25, 2020

buttfuck

A term used for when you cannot find a shittier word to describe your shit situation.

What the shit Richard, how did you get us lost in the buttfuck of nowhere?

by heinzslurper July 13, 2022

Buttfuck

To rob someone

Guy 1: Yesterday i got buttfucked
Guy 2: Aww man :(

by scumfuckflowerboy December 25, 2021