Brian

An Asian guy with a tiny dick. No one wants Brian. At least his personality is enough to compensate

Girl 1: "Ew, it's Brian"
Girl 2: "I hear he has a good personality though"

by Richthenigga September 6, 2019

brian

a name typically used to describe an asian ching chong

wow, brian is so asian ching chong

by whitebetch116 July 15, 2018

Brian

A faggot

Ugggg its brian

by Anonymous 184753 February 8, 2019

Brian

A loser that camps in Roblox FPS and a nerd that plays MMO games.

Person 1: OMG the guy in the back keeps killing me in this Roblox game
Person 2: You mean a “Brian”, I bet he plays MMO games too

by xXWaterDrinkerXx September 14, 2022

Brian

Brian is a bitch but is lovable sometimes and an asshole but it’s ok kinda, sometimes he’s a real dick and can make you wanna just blah but it’s wtv

Hey Brian ur kinda a dick sometimes

by Weirdome May 17, 2018

Brian

Brian is an interesting human. Brian is unusually tall with black hair and pale skin. He does not like germs and won't even give his closest friends birthday hugs. He goes to the gym often to try and get swole. He is very neat and has an orderly room. For some reason he might have a fan club but no one knows why. Brian likes to gossip and give people advice! Brian is a friend. Brian loves to be involved in relationships-but not his own.

Person: who's that person filming us through the bookcases?
Person #2: Oh that tall dude? that's just Brian!

by thedefinerofmanywords October 13, 2017

Brian

He’s the bitch of the group and loves to act hard in front of people but calls his cousin when he’s scared. Loves to sucks toes. Has pepperoni nipples and titties bigger than your moms. With a hairline more fucked up than your moms car in a accident

“Hey where’s Brian?” “He’s probably sucking his toes right now”

by Bot#1 April 18, 2020