Bob

Bob smells very good.

He goes on walks on Thursdays.

On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.

His sister is sick in the hospital.

I heard him talking to her on the phone once.

His house has a nice 70 inch TV.

He has a puppy named Toto.

I once took Toto.

Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.

I don’t have a yard.

Toto smells like Bob.

Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.

I then ran home.

I hope I can see him again soon.

Bob smells really really good!

by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

Bobs

When boobs are so small they only deserve on o

Yo i heard steph has nice tits .....

Nah bro she got bobs

by fryble June 18, 2018

Bob

Deron’s stuffed animal

“Hey Deron do you have bob?”

by Dumbrich November 25, 2019

Bob

The big fat two flapped lump in the woman’s back, especially when it jiggles a lot and be lookin fine

Damnnn Peppa pig’s bob is looking fine

by Scoober Dubber December 11, 2018

Bob

Bob

"Bob"

by npnpnpnp November 25, 2021

BOB

A member of a subset of Bernie Sanders supporters who refuses to accept the outcome of primary elections and insists the process was rigged by the DNC. Typically, a BOB will refer to Democratic politicians and others that they don't like as Republicans, Republican-lights, or corporate whores. Most notably, BOBs enjoy referring to the majority of Democratic voters and the candidates who overwhelmingly defeat their preferred candidate as "The establishment".

An acronym used as shorthand for Bernie Or Buster

This BOB thinks Biden is worse than Trump.
The BOBs refuse to accept reality and concede that Bernie has been rejected by the people.

by nihilismo June 10, 2020

Bob

if somebody doesn't know another's name, they just refer to them as Bob because it's a very common name.

"Hey look it's bob."
"His name isn't bob."
"ok."

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018