The Life Beams

When you're high, if you EVER feel "The Life Beams" you have an extremely tiny penis.
"BRO I FEEL THE LIFE BEAMS" -- "Cunt, you have a tiny penis"
by Weed Genie September 04, 2021
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broad at the beam

She's very broad at the beam
by slurpyslime June 01, 2017
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anal beams

What comes out your ass when you use laser buttplugs
Guy: wow those are some amazing anal beams
by Weedbruh April 22, 2016
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Watermelon Beam

A green laser aiming device. A term used by less intelligent citizens of Montgomery, Alabama that has proliferated throughout the country.
Hey yo, u got dat glawk wit da stendo and watermelon beam?!?!?!
by Ben Dover, PhD June 29, 2022
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beam him

should i beam him?
by w33kluv March 25, 2022
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Willy beaming

Willy beaming = steaming.

I.e. to get drunk.
by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 March 26, 2022
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Steam and beam

When an automobile is being driven by one licensed driver, and two American citizens have sexual intercourse in the backseat.
Driver: "Yo Chris, how's it going back there?"

Chris: "Keep driving bro, I'm steaming and beaming!"

Driver: "I call next! I've been dying to steam and beam with that bitch!"
by Chris[BENNY]Justin August 06, 2008
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