It is a Gender Identity, Characteristics are kill anyone who disagrees with Big man Bear Grylls, Weapon of choice Newspaper, there are no other gender, only Australian Man, Deal with it or be purged, lord and saviour Bear Grylls, other religions are fake and lies
Man 1: What is your gender identity?
Me: I am an Australian Man
Man: oh shit, Bear Grylls is great
Me: *hits man with newspaper* don't lie to me
Me: I am an Australian Man
Man: oh shit, Bear Grylls is great
Me: *hits man with newspaper* don't lie to me
by TheRealAustralianMan June 14, 2020
A fictional segment of the voting population created by Prime Minister Scott Morrison to:
1. Perpetuate the myth that the 2019 Election was won by a majority
2. Avoid criticism and scrutiny, which is practically every day.
1. Perpetuate the myth that the 2019 Election was won by a majority
2. Avoid criticism and scrutiny, which is practically every day.
Scott Morrison: ‘Quiet Australians, where the bloody hell are ya?’
Also Scott Morrison: ‘Quiet Australians want me to lock up illegal queue-jumping boat arrivals that have come to Australia to have a go.’
Also Scott Morrison, ‘The Quiet Australians know that I brought the budget back into surplus next year.’
Also Scott Morrison: ‘Quiet Australians want me to lock up illegal queue-jumping boat arrivals that have come to Australia to have a go.’
Also Scott Morrison, ‘The Quiet Australians know that I brought the budget back into surplus next year.’
by Peter Dutton MP October 20, 2019
Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit
by HydroChloroFluoroCarbons November 14, 2017
When the weekend goes by fast like somehow you were transported to Australia and it's Monday already.
Wow, that was an Australian Weekend!
by Koi December 08, 2006
Same as a french kiss except its down under.
PS!
Some dumb twit wrote this as a definition of an american kiss instead of australian... I wonder why he thinks "down under" is in the north... lol
PS!
Some dumb twit wrote this as a definition of an american kiss instead of australian... I wonder why he thinks "down under" is in the north... lol
If you know what a french kiss is and you know what "down under" means, you'll know what an australian kiss is. Get it?
by Ultra Anno March 13, 2007
Stupid televison show hosted by two morons, one who looks like he's on speed constantly, featuring 100 or so idiots who think they will make a difference in the music industry and judged by a bloke who looks like a rock-spider, a black American who couldn't make it in her own country, and a short fat geezer with a cockatoo hair-cut who think's he knows alot about hip-hop music. Pathetic. If Bob Dylan had been born in 1980 and auditioned, would be rejected because he doesn't look 'funky' enough. For people who know nothing about music. Destroy.
Australian Idol audition-
Bob Dylan- "Well, Marcia I'm gonna sing a song of mine called Don't Think Twice It's Alright..."
*plays classic song*
Marcia, Mark and Kyle- "Sorry mate. Your not funky enough. That will never sell. NEXT!"
Bob Dylan- "Well, Marcia I'm gonna sing a song of mine called Don't Think Twice It's Alright..."
*plays classic song*
Marcia, Mark and Kyle- "Sorry mate. Your not funky enough. That will never sell. NEXT!"
by PepsiCola September 15, 2006
The sexual art of ejaculating inside the partner's mouth, the partner transfers it back into the other's mouth and the he, in turn, tongues the semen into the partner's anus.
Jackie is the type of nasty slut who would get an Alaskan Pipeline, Alabama Hot Pocket and Australian TenderCrisp all in one go.
by Freaknik May 03, 2010