alien mode

Being so drunk and high that your ability to move is no longer functioning. Everything spins and you blackout, and eventually teleport to the bathroom where you wake up puking. Similar to being abducted by aliens.

Kid has eyes closed with his hands on his head: "Oh look at Jeff, he's for sure in Alien mode!"

by Kareem Judar January 16, 2014

Grey Alien

A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans

Michael: My grandfather was abducted by Grey aliens once!
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.

by Big, Big, Martian July 18, 2022

alien invasion

The process in which beings from beyond Earth of higher intelligence then Humans invade and conquer our planet. In Hollywood, most films depict a human victory against the aliens, but War of the Worlds, directed by Steven Spielberg, has the aliens die of germs, which is far more likely. However, most scientists think that aliens would completely defeat humans, in a more of "extermination" than a war. Alien invasion is taken seriously from the UN, to the UK, to the USA.

The Pentagon has a plan for what to do in the case of alien invasion.

by lolniggalol May 18, 2014

Robutt Aliens

This term originates from the hit movie, S.W.A.T. On a routine mission, the swat team is forced to breach a house and remove a potentially dangerous man. When the team sticks a giant hook into the wall to pull it off, the man mentions something about robutt aliens.

Did you hear, the robutt aliens have teamed up with Al Quida.

by The Revanchist July 7, 2010

Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

Go Alien

Do something supernatural, psychic or unusual to make something interesting happen.

Also to describe something done that's amazing.

"Dude... That was alien man!"

Or to insult something done that's amazing but unusual.

John: Dude, "the bus is pulling off"

Time: "hold my stuff, time to go alien"

2

Kelly: "I'm bored "

"Don: "Let's do something alien"

3.

James: "yesterday I grabbed the handle to my door and pulled the whole thing off..."

"Matthew: Fuckimg alien... Maybe you should stop working out so much at the gym"

by King Nimai February 14, 2018

alien arena

a great fps game that needs more players, like quake.

Alien Arena is a fun fast paced fps game.

by TiK808 May 8, 2019