Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.

"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."

by anonymous April 18, 2024

admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.

"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."

by Beermat December 31, 2020

Admiral Hurm

When you throw up while masturbating.

Kyle sent me a picture of his feet and I had an unfortunate bout of Admiral Hurm as a result.

by Bakerdoodle November 29, 2022

admir

A german slang for "stupid" or "idiot"

Du bist sehr admir!
Which roughly translates to
You are very stupid! or You are very admir!

by A real Admir January 16, 2023

admiral boop

The best damn guy on the internet. Most knowledgeable "AvGeek" in Matt's discord server and Known for giving "Boops" of affection to people he likes.

Guy #1: "Damn did you see Admiral Boop win that argument in Matt's discord today? Hes the best damn guy on the internet!"
Guy #2: "If you want to talk planes go see Admiral Boop"
Admiral Boop: "Boop"

by Admiral Boop September 1, 2018

Grand Admiral Bible

The best moderator in the world, extremely based. He knows all information about America, Fallout, and Star Wars. No person is a bigger patriot and the best fit person for executive moderator.

Who is the most based mod in PCM?

Grand Admiral Bible of course!

by The Crusader of God119837 March 11, 2021

Thomas Admiration

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

by Menopause December 13, 2022