Abby

The sincere and wholesome act of making a promise you never intend to keep even if you don’t realize it at the time.

From ‘abstinence pledges’ where creepy dads make their 8yo daughters swear in church that they will keep their virginity as a present for a future husband.

You: “Dude I promised grandma I would go and see her at the home for her birthday but then I spaced while playing Halo”

Friend: “You’re an ass”

You: “It was a total Abby, I swear”

Abby by acme66 October 2, 2007

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Abby

Secret term for drugs. Commonly used when around strangers or people you don't know very well. When you are looking for drugs, you can harmlessly ask anyone "do you know Abby?" those unfamiliar with the term will often say "Abby who?" or "Which Abby?" Those familiar with the term will lead you in the right direction.

"Do you know Abby?" "Yea she's at the bar wearing a hat."

Abby by i just really love sunshine October 14, 2011