2nd coming

when you don't come once but come again

i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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December 2nd

Your milk is spoiled no matter what so pour it down the drain. Let's see who gets in trouble🤣

December 2nd:

*pours milk down drain

Me: Mom, we jus ran out of milk
Mom: Whatchu talm 'bout?! I bought a full gallon yesterday!
Me: It's December 2nd
Mom: The expiration date said the 20th!
Me: But it's December 2nd so I poured it down the drain
Mom: Well it's 5:00 so I'm coming home to beat your ass

by BabygirlNiara November 12, 2019

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September 2nd

September 2nd is national shut up francis day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named francis tells said person to shut up.

"Hey shut up francis!"
"What the fuck man?"
"No hate it's just national shut up francis day. Because it's September 2nd"
"Oh"

by Uegshsgsisvsig12e August 20, 2020

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April 2nd

April 2nd is International Remy hate Day to show mfs who is the nastiest rat around. It's a day to Hate on that stupid rat and be glad that he's dead

A: yo, you know what day it is?
B: April 2nd, it's international remy hate day
A: really? Glad that mfer Stuart ran that bastard down

by Decrazy1 April 06, 2020

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2nd Nature

Something you do so often, Its engraved into your brain.

Guy 1:Ever since I started watching porn as a kid, locking my door when I walk in has become 2nd nature.
Guy 2: Jerry what the fuck? This is your math presentation!

by MrLoomis February 12, 2021

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