ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

ass piccolo

A device used to pleasure yourself by sticking it into your ass.

I'm a bit lonely, I should pleasure myself with this new ass piccolo

by Hyum Bum CHo March 20, 2014

Ass Splash

When you’re taking a massive and the piss water splashes up at your ass making you feel uncomfortable.

Man, I was taking a massive and I had a fucking rad ass splash.

by ThatAssSplashGuy March 6, 2021

Shit Ass

A guy who waches a man speed run minecraft

Hay shit ass wanna wach me speed run

by Guak Guak 9000 January 20, 2021

National slap ass day

On the 25th September any boy/girl can slap each others ass.

Boy slaps girls ass.

Girl “wtf is wrong with you…. Fucking perv”
Boy “it’s the 25th September dumbass it’s national slap ass day”
Girl slaps boys ass and bites lip

by Anonymous19393838 September 25, 2022

city-ass

That was born in a city and you function better in any city than a small town lower than 100,000 population. know nothing about rural area at all.

"You so much of a city-ass,you ain't seen a pig or cow. Unless they're covered in cheese in ya bacon cheeseburger !"

by CDawg65 April 16, 2016

Ass frowner

Someone who sags their pants

That ass frowner over there isn't wearing any underwear...yikes!

by Unicornmeet June 23, 2017