take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.

"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"

by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

A catchphrase often used by Indian scammers who are in the midst of crashing out after their plans to scam have been foiled. It’s typically used after “do not redeem!” whereby the scammer wants the victim to send them the gift cards instead of redeeming them.

Indian scammer: NO! NO! NO! WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT? MA’AM, WHY DID YOU DO THIS? HELLO!!! YOU DID NOT HAVE TO REDEEM THIS!!! NOW YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID? DO YOU SEE?!?

by Cheehuahua December 29, 2024

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents

Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

Think before you drink

Think before you drink

think before you drink, always understand who you are with before you drink

by Plz Shay May 25, 2019

Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).

-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you

by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024

xiang you

A boy's name. He is a good friend and loves anime.There's a girl who adores Xiang you,its someone close to him .It could be someone in his contact or classmate. To be honest,Xiang you is a very smart person ,who tends to be lazy. He had black hair and dark eyes ,he's extremely high too.

look at Xiang you !He's the highest in his friend group

by jennierubyjaneolhc November 22, 2021

It’s only weird if you make it weird

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.

Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 12, 2023