this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.
by PussyAbsorber420 July 06, 2022
Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.
Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022
A school filled with weird ass emo kids, annoying ass wannabe gangsters who think it's hot to have their pants below their asscheeks, and curly haired edgars who say the n word. All the girls are here make we want to jump off a three story building and they get a new boyfriend every week and think they are above everybody because they carry around reuseable lululemon bags and wear $100 lululemon leggings and jackets that they begged their mommy for. The teachers here also assign an ungodly amount of homework. Wanna use the restroom? sure! Just be aware that they are filled with kids vaping, white girls recording goofy ass tiktoks, and there is a 98% chance the the toilet is clogged! We've also been threatened to get bombed 3 times this year! Gotta love WMS!
by lyssyhasaglock June 27, 2023
Coastal Middle school is a shitty dump and a poor excuse for a school. Coastal is known for it's juuling and fights, as well as its many scandals. Coastal is an "IB" school, so its principal tells everyone that it is a good school when, its actually not. But do whatever makes you happy I guess, Ms. Shooter Jones ( :
by lil_peeper December 31, 2019
The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
The definition of Clear Spring High School is as stated...
by CSHS Poster May 24, 2020
A day where all college kids go into the bathroom together and exchange private parts in exchange for free A+’s
John: Hey Lily wanna go to the bathroom for December 7th school bathroom extravaganza and exchange of private parts? Lily: Yeah that sounds fun since you’re a sigma alpha male, We should bring all the other students. John: Yes that’s a great idea Lily.
by InvisiB1e December 01, 2023
AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.
Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.
by mysomedaynevercame May 14, 2023