The day that pigs will fly

A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.

Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 20, 2022

Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.

We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.

by questionable zebra November 12, 2020

National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

Delete talk day

On this day all mods are allowed to delete talk
This allows the mods to relax as the would not have to deal with talk

December 18th is delete talk day

by just a random memer December 15, 2020

National kiss short girls day

National kiss short girls day is a day you have to kiss a short girl or you wont be living very long after that day this day is january the tenth

Boy: do you know what day it is

Shorty: no why
Boy: it is National kiss short girls day

by Do-or-die January 9, 2024

national kissing day

On April 13th it’s national kissing day! Pair up with anyone and pucker up 😘 it could be anyone friend, crush, teacher, dog anyone!!

Today’s national Kissing day I’m gonna go kiss James😍

by IDONTLIKEENGLISH May 25, 2018

peanut butter day

U cherish the love for peanut butter and etc....

Peanut Butter Day is what Teagan looks forward too.
Teagan loves peanut butter and she shares some with Kevin although that wouldn’t be his first choice.

by Didosrightsock February 24, 2021