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Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.
Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn
by sqaur3d February 9, 2024
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shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit
Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo
by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024
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Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
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Dex shit

by Fart5656 October 6, 2018
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Flippin' Shits

to freak out. sounds better then saying freaking out though. Also sometimes known as flippin dooks (dookies)
by asiancaucasian43 September 14, 2009
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Shit Kicker

1. Someone who does menial, basic or entry-level chores. Usually cleaning toilets or emptying bins; hence the name.

2. Someone who does nothing at their job but sit around.
"I'm a shit kicker at Macca's" - Guy who works the till at Macca's.
by Galavenski December 11, 2021
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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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