Fuck you all

"All", being everyone other than myself,"fuck you", being an act of cruel ,self penetration with any foreign object.

FUCK YOU ALL..!!

by Word fuck god November 25, 2020

Senthil Is A Dumb Fuck

Senthil is so dumb that he needed me to write this. He looks like he fell over then did'nt go to the doctor. He's a fucking dumb fuck the dumb bitcH

Senthil Is A Dumb Fuck

by ZUMZUM69 October 13, 2022

sha-fucking-zam

noun/adjactive
1) being completly and totally sarcastic about somethings coolness

2) something that is that cool

1) oh, yeah, sha-fucking-zam, thats a real cool Geo Metro you got there.

2) sha-fucking-zam, i just hit the jackpot!

by Mail October 11, 2006

Fuck up the Donuts

To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.

Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!

Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!

Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.

by MastaRoe July 10, 2011

ate the fuck up

Ate the fuck up On a a scale from1 to ate (8) the fuck up, your top weigher.

Dude,on a a scale from one to "ate the fuck up":,You're swedge; Top weigher.

by Feather.Woodar June 12, 2018

are you fucking me seriously?

A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.

A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"

by tinkmobile June 21, 2009

shit fuck cornbread

utter dissapproval...

Mark: It's my window... I gotta go."
Jon: "Shit fuck cornbread!!!"

by SavageShlong February 21, 2004