floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

bag of dicks

An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.

I sent Bill a bag of dicks from Ship A Bag Of Dicks.

by Jonnynyc March 29, 2017

nap dicking

falling asleep whilst dishing your male partner a blow job.

"Haha, Marco totally busted his hoe nap dicking"!

by muddybonez March 30, 2017

fucking dick miller

An all around good dude, helpful and generous, except for when he's a dick!

Miller's a good dude to work with, except for when he's being a dick. Fucking dick miller!

by Gk34 March 30, 2017

beat dick

Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.

Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!

by Lit Dick420 March 31, 2017

Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

later dick

Verb: To announce your intention to bounce from the company of your bros.

Jim just got a text, grins, then yells, "Later dick" and leaves.

by Rev1318 April 2, 2017