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Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
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i love you most ben

by kaceevan January 11, 2022
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Who are you actually

"Who are you actually" is the phrase when people try to mock you.
by jagindas September 18, 2020
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You killed Roxy

When an individual has chewed the" fat" too much to be "put down" with false narrative even though going the extra mile to help such to be grifted short.
Marlene declared; "You killed roxy." after getting money from the less fortunate whom she associated with to put down her dog after flimflam and false narrative.
by Mister. Mr. July 12, 2021
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Yous

A plural for "you" or having multiple of "you".
Can yous please stop being late in the mornings.
by Yappa February 21, 2024
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Fuck that; Fuck you!

Fuck That; Fuck you (often abbreviated as FT;FY) is a colloquial combination of fuck that (meaning no) and fuck you, which is translated to "No, Fuck you!" and is often used to express a disinterest in doing something.
Guy A: Want to help me clean out my garage?
Guy B: Fuck that; Fuck you!
by CTx94 July 15, 2016
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