Because that's on my resume

Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.

Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.

Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.

by Ediberto May 21, 2018

On my dead loats

Add it before or at the end of a sentence to emphasize you really mean what you’re about to say/said

We are really about to get this dub on my dead loats

by Gangalicious November 4, 2019

Smh my toby bald head

smh my toby bald head is used for you’re bald friend toby.

“smh my toby bald head..” “can’t believe you.. smh my toby bald head..”

by SURRIO June 28, 2025

speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 29, 2010

my figet spinner

The real homie, dat one person that will always got your back. They the real cuz.

Yo thanks for that charger my figet spinner.

by ThosePhillyBros May 20, 2018

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

My Truther

Someone that says ‘my truth’ a lot and doesn’t live in an objective reality. They often excuse lies and live in lala land.

My girlfriend read a psych book now she’s a my truther cause she said: I’m going to put the past (shitty thing I did) behind me and live my truth (whatever that means weirdo).

by deanmontrose November 16, 2021