1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.
2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.
Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.
Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.
Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.
Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.
Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.
Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.
Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
Get the Deep Shit Ninemug. by dipshithoodrat August 15, 2018
Get the G-shitmug. The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.
by late4supper April 5, 2024
Get the The Blithering Shitsmug. by dum bo August 16, 2022
Get the Shit and sticksmug. 
When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
by Cooptastic November 20, 2015
Get the shit on my helmetmug.