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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

The Day You Became Mine

23rd of July is the day I married the love of my life and signed all the documents that assured that I became hers and she became mine, for this day I will forever be proud of what we been through and were are we now. I LOVE YOU!

Ghalia, 23rd of July, it's the day you became mine.

by Kal-Alo August 4, 2021

signs a boy likes you

HE DONT

Signs a boy likes you

HE DONT SORRY

by Luzzia November 4, 2019

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

You people are vultures

A phrase used to describe a group of people roasting you to make everyone think you won.

Guy 1: Hey, remember when you...
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're such a hypocrite!
Guy 3: Oh my god, you people are vultures!

by Agent-Cash November 29, 2017

boy you schleep

When an individual is acting wild or dumb. Or saying something totally irrelevant.

This boy Lucas over here blarin his subs talkin bout how he can do backflips; boy you schleep

by Big daddy Landon May 8, 2016