you are so damn funny

A phrase that should never be spoken or uttered by any mortal being. Legends say that the uttering of the phrase summons demons and curses from the deepest pits of hell. Insults and hurts even the mightiest of men

-shut up
-you are so damn funny

by the incredible corfiot November 5, 2018

Who you blow

The thing that, more often than not, determines whether you get hired or promoted.

It’s not always what you know, but who you blow.

by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023

I told the sun about you.

I love you, but I’m letting you go.

Fabi: jack! What did you want to talk about?
Jack: I told the sun about you.

by Serendipity. January 19, 2022

Are you perkin

To perk is to work

Zach: idk whats wrong with me today
Vannah: idk are you perkin?

by bunnixo February 5, 2024

No you didn't

No you fucking didn't you crippled piece of shit. And I did not apologize.

Hym "No you didn't. Don't fucking do that you worthless piece of shit. Your gaping butthole and your dead kid would suggest otherwise."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

do you like trail mix

If someone ask if you like trail mix they

are typically asking if you like nuts in your mouth.

D: Hey do you like trail mix?
M: I guess so yeah?
D: Ha lol

by anonymous May 14, 2022

You

A dumbass bitch

You are a dumbass bitch!

by SpongeBobAsshole January 2, 2023