Your little cousin

A fiery hot minor aged 12 to 14 and has already lost their virginity to their science teacher and has massive saggy tits

Did you see your little cousin I’m tryina hit her up later

by I eat gerbils and slow cook co June 12, 2023

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

National Love Your Bf Day

June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!

Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!

by dennydefines June 13, 2023

national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

by gcage June 14, 2023

scrub your tomatuhs

washing your boobs

Yeah, honey, look at you scrub your tomatuhs.

by tomatuhscrubbah June 14, 2023

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

your mom

your mom : is nut chopp at yo poppas manggoes onne elbow's schullalies battery assault pumping iron horse-maiden

your mom : is kinda cute
your mom : is my ex-teacher
your mom : is my ex-dad (what?)
your mom : is my sweet every teen in my age (what again?)
your mom : is my soul by my old bro says (why?)
your mom : is my soul too know why ? (Teen spirit Baby) $ WH@T?

by ChachaSaur2023 June 15, 2023