Depressed b*tch

Me. Everyday

Sometimes I have a God complex, but most of the time I feel like a depressed b*tch.

by spoiledpoop April 29, 2021

Doge depression

A sadness that occurs when you sold Dogecoin way too early and missed out on millions of dollars in the stock market

I bought Dogecoin at $.0017 a share and sold it for $900 instead of $3 million. Im suffering from Doge depression now.

by anonymous May 9, 2021

Depressed

Depression: ur parents are divorced. ur sis is ur counselor/ therapist. u cry urself to sleep every night bc u are scared u r letting people down and ur a disappointment. u hate life and people.

Hey Annabelle, I think I'm depressed.

by uronline_bestieboo1 July 5, 2022

Depression

Something people think is not important, but it is.

It is where you fight battles everyday and all you can say is I'm fine. This can lead to serious problems if not looked over correctly. Make sure you talk to a friend/family member today. I love you guys hope you have a good day/night.

Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: No Im really suffering with depression.
Person 2: Oh, Im sorry, I hope it gets better.

by Yurilover4ever July 28, 2022

Post-season Depression

A period of minor depression following the end of a sports season. It is most common in high school athletes.

Person 1: “Damn, I just ain’t been right since the track season ended”
Person 2: “You got some post-season depression”

by august rain June 5, 2022

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022

post race depression

The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race

“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”

“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”

by Driver666 August 8, 2022